warm the crust

To smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort.

After we dust you fuckers at street hockey we're going to warm the crust in your face.

and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.

by yabud December 30, 2013

warm water

the scent is what you call...exquisite?

Damn dude warm water outrules cold waters scent.

by flyingtoast September 24, 2020

Warm Demolition

Setting fire a to building with the intent of collecting payment from an insurance policy. Common type of insurance fraud.

Arson Jim‘s business burned down for the second time in four years? He’s not doing so well financially, maybe he’s engaging in some warm demolition.

by Superbird11 February 13, 2021

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Warm Art

The act of ejaculating on a person while trying to draw a picture.

I created some warm art on my girlfriend's face.

by CymbalKrash September 14, 2019

warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

warm blizzard

The act of blasting the fattest load your balls can produce all over your unsuspecting ladies face.

I can’t believe Chad! His warm blizzard is running down my nose.

by BDE_Hamilton May 29, 2021