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Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'
by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022
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wallace

Eric Gleacher has a big raw meat and he calls it Wallace her like to play with at night all day long when he sees gabby lamaj eric also is a certified baller and get mad because the Miami jets haven’t made it to the Super Bowl
by gian-carlo vellutino August 17, 2023
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Dwayne Wallace

Dwayne is a uncommon name and it would mean that he’s very smart and a borderline god
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.

This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.
hey, let’s hang out with Dwayne Wallace
by Wallace126 December 1, 2018
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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Wallace

A Badass car guy with a Blue Ford ST........Loves his car a bit too much.....Problably would marry it if he could

Seems like a fuck boy but is really caring

Outgoing yet shy, funny yet stupid

If you know a Wallace.....Dont touch his car
Yo did you see Wallace's car man that shit crazy
by CarGuy123man September 6, 2022
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Wiggly Wallace

A position where you wiggle around on vigorously your partner in a sleeping bag like two worms in a cacoon.
I did the wiggly Wallace when I was camping last weekend
by Nibba Cosby May 17, 2018
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Dirty Wallace

When you’re having sex with a woman and she fingers your ass which then causes you to explosively eject shit all over her face.
I can’t believe my girlfriend gave me a Dirty Wallace.”
by OsWldio September 6, 2023
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