popov vodka

A really cheap vodka preferred by solo practitioner lawyers who can't afford shit else.

I walked past a run-down law office yesterday morning when this solo attorney leaned out a window and started shouting expletives at me. He was in a mustard stained shirt with a cheap tie, clenching a bottle of Popov vodka in one hand and waving his fist at me with the other. Sad what's happened to the "profession" of law these days.

by TTToileteer October 21, 2008

Vodka

Liquid found in rivers, lakes, bars, veins, rain, dew, and ground in and surrounding the quiant country of Poland. Its origins are most likely based off the Polish word for water (woda-->wodka(then through a dumb translation)-->vodka(stupid Anglo-Saxon pronounciation)). It is an odderless alcoholic beverage, and it is very potent. A Polish (and Russian/Ukranians) blood alcohol limit is higher (scientific fact) then other world ethnicitys because of the high consumption of this liquid over these countries history. Its dirt cheap. You can buy it anywhere from bars, liquor stores, gas stations, the guy down the street, to little Piotreks backyard shed. It comes in a wide variety of potencies, anywhere form 40% and up really. Take your pick. Most people who dislike the drink, have: 1.) Drank shitty Smirnoff (which is the WORST excuse for vodka I have ever had the displeasure of drinking a 26er of). 2.) Enjoy female drinks like American/Canadian beer/draft, coolers, or tasty(read=pussy) alcohols like "sambuca" or "flavored rums". 3.) Never tried REAL vodka from: Poland, Russia, Ukraine, or any slavic nation. 4.) Have neve rhad Zubruwka (one of the best vodkas I ahve ever ahd the pleasure of drinking a 40 of).

Examplse of Vodkas, many, many uses.
"I had a rat infestation, so I put puddles of vodka on the ground"
"My boss pissed me off so I injected him with vodka"
"My wife pissed me off so I drank a bottle, and she didn't piss me off anymore"
"uwalilem sie jak zwierze, cyzsta wodka!"Remember, when in a bar in Poland all you need to remember is:
Vodka, czysto, z lodem. A few of those, and your dandy!

by Tyskie lepsze nisz wszystkie! September 24, 2005

Rod Vodka

Rod Vodka is a slam term meaning a male's 'sperm', 'cum', 'jizz', ect.

"Yeah, baby, I'm gonna release some rod vodka on your forehead."

by HagSIN November 23, 2006

Vodkadin

The act of poppin a Vicodin and downing it with some Vodka.

Last night I was feelin a little ill so I took me a Vodkadin because it was the only thing in reach.

by cwbpure134 May 9, 2009

Vodka Blanket

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.

I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.

by inconvenientwalrus August 6, 2011

vodka

A Drink made for men, but drank by retarded teens to look cool.

Dad: I think I'm going to drink some Vodka right now.
Son: Can I have some dad ?
Dad: Shut the fuck up son *beats son to the ground*.
Son: whyyyyyy!?!?!
Dad: You wouldn't appreciate it.

by jack o' langue September 11, 2008

vodka-y

(adj.) a drink that has a lot of vodka in it. mostly used by people who cannot handle drinking that much.

M: how's the drink?
J: it's kinda vodka-y.
W: lame. just drink it already.

by tuko August 7, 2011