sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. July 29, 2008

Alia Vigilante

An amazing artist who uses acrylic paint and oils to make totally bad ass works of art. Look this bitch up.

I want that Alia Vigilante in my pantz...

by vigilantkitty February 21, 2009

vagitated

1.wen a woman is suffering from pms....possibly a safer term to used around them

2. a hissy fit, whingers etc

she is so vagitated...so is he

by seamonkeys March 1, 2009

Cincinatti vegitable soup

when you fill a bathtub up with puke and have sex with a girl in it

"that chicks is so hott i wanna give her a nice ol' cincinatti vegitable soup"

by scott bowen March 6, 2005

vagitarian

one who keeps to a strick cunt diet

im a vagitarian and im hungary

by leor May 14, 2003

Vegitarian

A person who enjoys tossed salad. Often used in reference to homosexual males. See faggot.

Quit bein' a vegitarian!

by Brenden April 7, 2005

vagitis

refering to any type of STD that a girl might have. Basically implying she's a dirty slut.

Damnit, i went to a frat house and now i have some nasty vagitis.
The shower stinks like someone has vagitis.
I bet that ratty tatty has vagitis.

by Linda yu June 11, 2006