by The Origenal Heretic June 21, 2006

by Jetjock409 January 9, 2012

by CaCa431 June 19, 2009

It's when a girl got a piece of metal in her vagina. It turns almost every guy on and gives her a bit of mystique.
Metal-vag!
by KHDT October 7, 2010

by IDK! September 30, 2008

A women's affliction; the result of an extremely dry vagina. Often caused by wearing a tampon that is too absorbent for the menstrual flow, so that the vagina's natural lubricants are also absorbed. It causes the vaginal walls to feel rough like sandpaper, and makes removing the tampon very uncomfortable.
Girl 1: I just took out my tampon before it was ready and now I have a serious case of sandpaper vag.
Girl 2: I hate that.
Girl 2: I hate that.
by marigold_11 October 18, 2010

Jacob: "Alright mate?"
Aidan: "Alright mate?"
Jacob: "I got sprayed by a Vag Fart"
Aidan: "Alright mate?"
Aidan: "Alright mate?"
Jacob: "I got sprayed by a Vag Fart"
Aidan: "Alright mate?"
by Aidob October 17, 2009
