Vagina

The hatchet wound that never heals

Steve: There was a red stain on my chair this morning ...
Ron: it probably came from your girlfriends hatchet wound

Steve: her what??
Ron: her hatchet wound that never heals... her vagina

by theBurgerKing November 22, 2017

Vagina

A place where a penis goes.

Jim stuck is penis in Mary's vagina.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020

Vagina

alright Bud. I know why you’re here. Pretty much think of the inside of a half of a melon, but it smells like fish

Dude, Her vagina totally smelt like salmon.

by BabyMaker42069 March 9, 2020

vagina

a wallet that a penis comes in

N:hey john loved your new wallet(vagina)
J: yeah but didn't really enjoy the item attached to it

by nikso1 May 27, 2014

Vagina

A hairy thing that is between a girls legs

Holy fuck you have a hairy vagina

by Jsjdbfbdkdmd October 22, 2017

vagina

used in a sarcastic response to a whiner.

whiner: here's how my day went. first, i didn't hear my alarm clock go off & was 10 minutes late to work. then when i got there all the coffee was gone & i had to make a new pot, which took another 5 minutes away from my day. then the boss had me do this really lame project that wasted the majority of my time & i never got to my real work. then when i got off work, i had to go to the store because i didn't have anything to eat in the fridge. now i'm talking to you, using up my peak time on my cell. that's how my day's been!

response: really? well my vagina hurts too!

by fab4fan67 January 10, 2008

Vagina

You are one for looking this up you pervert. fag

You f*cking vagina

by Hyonhyonhyon November 26, 2016