Upside Down Blajowski

The result of a male specimen hanging from the season while a female is shitting while sucking dick.

P1: Heard you got your dick sucked while you were on the ceiling

P2: Oh, nothing but a measly Upside Down Blajowski

by Dicksucker583 February 26, 2022

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

upside down wave

when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.

Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."

by sausageonmyeggs December 14, 2020

Upside Down Pineapple

Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.

Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?

A. Because they're retarded.

by Glen Dale Riley December 13, 2021

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

Upside-Down Land

An imaginary land where everything and everyone is upside down, now proved to be a place called "𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢"

"Oy mate! Have ya been tew Upside-Down land?

by The BRITISH© Dictionary November 21, 2023

upside down world

Used in 2019 in the poem “The End State: In The Meantime - WHWB? - WWWB?)” on The Consummate Transitioner website and a LinkedIn post. Upside Down World defined is a distorted or alternate reality where traditional norms, integrity, principles, and values are destroyed and shattered? The truth is “what I say it is?” Truth is winning. Loyalty is truth. If you win, you are right. If you lose, you are wrong. Winning is the only acceptable outcome. Wrong is now right. Right is now wrong? Good is now evil and the weak appear to be strong. Lying and deception are acceptable, if we win. We accept and like being lied too by power as long as we win? Winning provides the the free space to hate, mistreat, demean, to attain self-absorbed satisfaction, and to feel comfortable doing so by the least and most despicable.

Upside Down World defined is a distorted or alternate reality where traditional norms, integrity, principles, and values are destroyed and shattered? Example in a sentence: The truth no longer matters, because the world is upside down.

by The Consummate Transitioner December 4, 2020