Ear Twinkie

A small "tic tac" sized sphere of skin located in front of the ear. This is common among stubby white boys and AZN males that are superior in kung fu.

Confused Passerby: Hey luke, what's that on the side of your head?

Luke: Oh it's just my ear twinkie

Less Confused Passerby: Wow, thats pretty gross

by C.Wat September 26, 2005

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Meat twinkie

-Similar to the pastry variety this breakfast, lunch, dinner, mid-schwarma, midnight, or "I didn't have anything to eat all day" food is a gourmonde special. Instead of light fluffy pastry it has an outershell of meat; predominantly ground beef but other luncheon meats, sausages, bratwurts, or gyros may and usually are added. Instead of the vanilla frosting in the middle it is injected with mayonaise. The final product is a decadent meat twinkie that straddles the boundary between dessert and pocket snack food.

1. Korman is a meat twinkie.
2. Korman loves to eat meat twinkies.
3. Korman ate the biggest meat twinkie ever.
4. Korman went to Church St. and got a surprise when he asked for a meat twinkie.

by The real Dorian April 18, 2008

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twinkie crotch

A promiscuous woman with blonde (twinkie-colored) pubic hair. Her crotch is golden brown on the outside and full of cream on the inside.

She is such a twinkie crotch.

by Joughie April 10, 2008

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ass twinkies

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.

yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies

by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

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Linky Twinkie

When you cum inside a female, or male depending which way you swing, and when you pull out there is a string of semen from the tip of your penis to the entrance point

"I just gave that chick a linky twinkie, I think she's now pregnant...

by your that guy right now October 26, 2011

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