prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite

me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?

by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005

TV Rage

When one channel surfs (switches between channel, hoping to find something good) and realizes there is nothing on, but ads or crappy shows. This results in one turning off their TV and doing something else, thus TV raging

Person 1: Why is there nothing ever on?

Person 2: It's that time of the day where there's never anything on -__-

Person 1: *TV Rage*

by Some Rager June 8, 2013

tv infidelity

the act of watching a show that you and your significant other watch without them.

Last night Karla watched the season premier of Bones without Joe. She totally committed TV infidelity.

by MomoTV November 19, 2013

Direct tv

Direct TV is a shit company, a waste of time because you can't watch anything. The channel is way too expensive.

"Tom I just took a shit," "oh you just took a direct TV? Gross."

by Direct TV is shit June 21, 2018

Woodiie tv

A YouTuber on YouTube that makes vlogs,gaming videos,and more

Did you subscribe to woodiie tv

by YouTube channels January 29, 2019

TV Suit

Soft, comfortable , stretchy, clothing you put on at the end of your day to watch TV in.

“I’m going to put on my tv suit and watch the evening news.”

by Jakerrs October 8, 2018

Neighbro TV

When you have no cable so u stare out the window to see what’s going on in the hood

Ain’t shit to do I guess I’ll watch the neighbro TV

Looking out my window we got action on the neighbro TV

by #DFD May 31, 2018