two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'

by Clapo86 January 29, 2012

totally bored

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...............................totally bored

by im so craycray March 29, 2021

Totally Heims

A flamboyant homosexual

That guy at the party was prancing around all night. He is totally heims.

by John Bakalis August 05, 2008

Total Recall

While sexing your significant other you choke them so hard their eyeballs pop out of their head like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s in the movie ‘Total Recall’

Man, I’d really like to Total Recall Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… she’s already half way there!

by Crack152 September 24, 2021

yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means

Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores

by green is the best color August 07, 2022

A Total Peppy

A peppy is someone who is a step up from a super Jason...

Pat- Merritt is being a total peppy right.
Brandon- don't worry Brittany is too.

by Gloriouspastor February 28, 2015

Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 10, 2003