Food Nazi

A person who tries to influence the types of food other people eat, like to eat, or are legally able to eat. Uses propaganda, taxes, statutes, insults, lectures, and other types of persuasive tactics to achieve this goal. Usually follows a diet that is vegan, raw vegan, vegetarian, gluten free, all organic, fair trade, locally sourced, low sugar, low fat, anti-trans-fat, anti-salt, or some combination of these.

Well, the Food Nazis are trying to outlaw Happy Meals again. Big surprise...

by Volitionx February 16, 2014

Food Bully

Someone who actively tries to alter the recipe to the food you are cooking.

My wife would 'food bully' me into putting paprika on my eggs.

by Vinnz0 October 24, 2015

Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

Food-safari

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.

'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."

by Lyrical_chef March 13, 2017

food lockdown

someone that puts you on a drastic food altering diet, and reminds you constantly to be aware of what you're eating because there is an upcoming event such as a party, or your wedding day.

anna-lets go get ice cream tonight!

sara- I can't, my mom has me on food lockdown because I have to fit in my wedding dress in a few weeks.

by minipie17 October 19, 2010

cop food

a round cake with a hole in tha middle. see donut

lets go to dunkin donuts and get some cop food

by S.F.5096390646 June 11, 2006