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Theobald

A Theobald is a cornucopia of beuaty and wisdom. They are extremely brave. They can be opinionated, but their main goal is to make things equal. They make amazing girl/boyfriends. A Theobald is a blessing to all around them. (They are often Athiests. They also have the occasional tendency to be bipolar.)
Woah, that girl is hot. And smart. And kind. Her last name must be Theobald!
by cellistar.grace March 30, 2017
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Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.
"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"
by Aynomyus April 6, 2017
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Throat Goddess

A girl who can obviously deep throat but gives the best head you’ve ever experienced in your life
“Hey How did last night go with that girl?”
“Dude, I am in love shes was absolute Throat Goddess”
by CHIKONEY December 7, 2019
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Throat Flute

When a girl sings with a cock jammed down her throat
My girl showed off her throat flute last night
by TitanMaster February 24, 2020
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Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.
"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."
by jerseybish January 19, 2021
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Thorbert

A very interesting person. He studies and plays a lot. Doesn't recognize personal space. Flirts every time he sees someone. Might seem normal from the outside but sooner or later you will finally discover his true self. His name contains a Thor but it doesn't mean he can produce thunder. Naturally smart, that kind of kid your parents will compare you against. He is also that type of friend that will correct you every single time (with a good intention). A vegetarian who doesn't eat meat.
Thorbert is starting to flirt again.
by Anjayani March 30, 2021
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throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space
wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!
by @jocynoce February 4, 2022
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