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thomaz

Some nigga who outclasses real OG's like Chief Keef and XXXtentacion. This guy can rap harder than an erect elephant cock. If you see this guy when you're with your girl best make sure you have a towel for her panties. You thought ear rape was toxic? Try Thomaz after losing a clutch (once in a lifetime) in Rainbow 6 Siege, when this happens follow the following steps:
Step 1 : Grab Fire Extinguisher (for soundcloud mixtape in background)
Step 2: Lock all doors for he'll be in a raping frenzy.

Step 3: Duct tape asshole close along with mouth (erect elephant cock wasn't a joke)
Step 4: Achieve Gold comp status in Rainbow 6 Siege
Step 5: Call all black people in lobby "retarded monkey's"
Peace Achieved!
Person 1: Y'all heard Thomaz's new mixtape?
Person 2: It's way better than X's new shit I think he's recording rn
Person 1: No he's just raping people rn he lost a comp in Rainbow 6 Siege.
by RealOGAssChiraqNiqqa June 19, 2017
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Thomas

Thomas is a person who will always be there for you. He is the best guy you will ever meet. He will listen to you. He is good at everything and is very, very smart. He is also a very sweet guy. If you ever have a Thomas in your life, never, ever let him go.
Thomas M. G, I love you so much and I will never let you go.
by hb1316 November 28, 2018
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Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes
"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"
by softieheadon on insta June 29, 2020
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Thomas

The baddest bitch alive! You tell him to take his pants off? He kisses you! He’s so sexy when he says Bask Digalef! Everyone wants to fuck him.
Ceely: Bro yesterday I was walking down the street and I genuinely jizzed my pants when I saw this guy.

Bariel: It was probably Thomas.

Mordify: Did i hear Thomas?
by meloelo November 11, 2018
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Thom

a man of godly status, a true Hemingway hero.
Thom saved a girl from a fire, and needless to say he received an act of 57 from the fine lady afterwards.
by RonaldReagan69 April 10, 2013
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thomas and friends

a kids show which is now dying because of mattel. fuck you mattel :)
by kbogie January 30, 2020
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thomas petrou

the creator of the hype house, mia haywards boyfriend, timmy & artemis’ father. fandom name: vloggers.
omg its thomas petrou!!
he followed petrousvsp!!
by vlogger September 15, 2020
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