A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.
"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."
by akpul November 03, 2013
Calling a person early in the morning after you've just woke up and talking in a half sleep voice.
Calling a person and waking that person up counts as well.
Calling a person and waking that person up counts as well.
(calling-other end picks up) "Hello?"
(you-groggy and sleepy) "Heyyyyyy-whu whu when's da parttee?"
(other end) "Dear God don't Zombie Talk me! Go back to bed.
(you) "ruh huh? Okay goodbuh" *ZZZZZzzz*
(you-groggy and sleepy) "Heyyyyyy-whu whu when's da parttee?"
(other end) "Dear God don't Zombie Talk me! Go back to bed.
(you) "ruh huh? Okay goodbuh" *ZZZZZzzz*
by PatrickisL October 22, 2011
I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
Type of snoring that is loud enough to wake the dead. Also referred to as a zombie siren as this type of noise attracts zombies and the undead alike extremely fast.
So, the roommate is pretending to be a zombie siren in his sleep, I went to get my headphones but left my phone to play music on, sigh.
by labmixz December 11, 2012
when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what they owe the mob.
man: i am sorry but i just don't have the money still that i owe you!!
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
by zombiemover August 03, 2008
A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.
These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
by Warden McGee October 27, 2015
A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth June 15, 2007