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Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.
After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.
by your mom's buttplug April 11, 2011
mugGet the Took his final shit.mug.

chalen took

Man who takes a girls virginity with a small penis and doesn't pop her cherry.
Did you do a Chalen Took on that trick
by Jay PoseyDatDude13 July 9, 2016
mugGet the chalen tookmug.
You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020
mugGet the You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time heremug.

took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.
Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.
by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021
mugGet the took a leftmug.

who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity
So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?
by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021
mugGet the who took your phonemug.

Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.
Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.
by Kjose December 29, 2020
mugGet the Took One For The Mememug.

Took

The receiver of simp like treatment.
I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took
by JamesCartly November 8, 2020
mugGet the Tookmug.

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