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dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently
1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.
by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009
mugGet the dork snorkelermug.

Snorkel Shot

While giving a man head, she pulls her head up and he starts cumming and some gets up her nose.
by Crazy Ass Fucker April 12, 2014
mugGet the Snorkel Shotmug.

snorkelize

To add a snorkel to your turbo jeep wrangler in a manner that allows you to use and make up the word "snorkelize"
Man I can't drive through deep water in my jeep wrangler it really needs to be snorkelized
by JuiceUnderWRLD December 28, 2024
mugGet the snorkelizemug.

Snorkel

Smoking meth and using a clear hose with water in it(like a bong) and a glass tube on the end of it. It's basically a filtered(water) hot rail.The glass tube is heated and then placed over the drugs. The hose is put up to the nostril and inhaled, resulting in exhaling a large amount of smoke. The hose makes a bubbling sound (similiar to a bong) which is why we call it snorkeling.
Will you snorkel me?
Wanna snorkel some poo?

"Wyd? " "snorkeling, wbu?"
by Lidelia April 29, 2021
mugGet the Snorkelmug.

Berlin Snorkel

A Berlin Snorkel is when a woman's vagina is filled with beer, preferably a German style like a Hefeweizen or Dunkel, and her partner snorts it out with his/her nose.
Mike: I wish I didn't join Beer of the Month club. I have way too much.

Dan: Is any of it German?"

Mike: Yea...

Dan: Get your woman to do the Berlin Snorkel!
by MrBadExample October 16, 2013
mugGet the Berlin Snorkelmug.

Snorkel

When you put someone's bare ass in a tank of water and suck on their mouth until the water comes out.
Yo bro can I snorkel you?
by Nogger with an "I" December 31, 2024
mugGet the Snorkelmug.

sniffed a snorkel

The act of using a snorkel as an anal dildo while the partner breaths through the mouthpiece.
Hey man, I totally sniffed a snorkel last night.
by InjusticeOwl June 28, 2017
mugGet the sniffed a snorkelmug.

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