The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.
by Its_broken December 26, 2024
Get the Raccoons at a Ravemug. Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
Get the Russian raccoonmug. 
1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025
Get the Raccoon Trapmug. Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug. When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.
by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023
Get the Crusty Raccoonmug. by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016
Get the Raccoon Whackersmug.