Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016

Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise

Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!

by Bean boy July 12, 2018

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.

OMG, FFS, my employees in the warehouse area bunch of raccoons at a rave!

by Its_broken December 26, 2024

Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon

ur a raccoon

by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023

Raccoon Trap

1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation

by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025

Raccoon

A homeless “cougar”

Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon

by Red pill steve November 28, 2021

raccooning

whatever you want it to mean

“raccooning rn”
“ur what?”

by not oizys March 27, 2022