musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.

1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.

by Yakoshi January 24, 2021

west virginian musket

When u have sexual relations with ur brothers hair not sure how thats a muskey but it is.

My dick, ur hair, lets do the west virginian musket

by Digital Penetration May 27, 2018

Elon Musketeer

A modern nerd who looks up to Elon Musk

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024

Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, one shits into a vagina, and then shoves it down farther with a dildo

Me and Becky are planning to do an Ohioan Musket

by atom2865 March 29, 2025