A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
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Get the Fun Desk Friday mug.Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.
If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."
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