You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

broom

Broom is a member of the super poutre. He is part of the JDD Jewish association. His skin will likely be special even though her never got into the leaderboard. He once was the biggest in agario-play.com in the giant server number 5. If you see him, it would be a good idea to salute him as he likely beat you once in the longest frog imagined in mind.

Oh, look, it’s a super poutre broom, let’s go near him! Shit, be both died while trying to see each other’s name.

by SUPERPOUTRE broom September 14, 2022

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

The Broom

A Brititsh slang term for a shotgun

Roy, hand me the broom, I need to crop this man out of existence.

by Colonel Banoffee November 29, 2021

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016