bonk

a bri'ish way of fucking someone

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init

by The Memed Human July 27, 2021

bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.

Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member

by chloe9463 June 26, 2022

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.

I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.

by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020

bonk

Bonk is a skiing term meaning cool, awesome, sick, steezy.

Duuuude that blunt grab was BONK!!

by Jebdbaj September 23, 2020

bonk

How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022

I bestow the b o n k opon you.
bonk

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022

Bonk ass

Whack, out of the ordinary

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.

by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024