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D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.
by gnostic3 October 1, 2020
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Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it
I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating
by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020
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Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.
This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.
by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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meagan bates

The most outgoing funloveing person ever.
someone who will stand up for you,and never let you go.

someone who will never give up on what they love.
someone who has awsome hair and an amazing smile.
someone who has their ears streched,and blue eyes.
someone whos good at mending your heart with one look into your eyes. someone who is worth waiting for.
"meagan Bates is such an amazing person,i love her to death"
by dillonx November 2, 2011
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menstru-bating

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.
by Daniard January 8, 2024
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Bates

Omg it bates he’s so cute
by Pickleman36 December 13, 2022
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