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Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.
So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.
by RawDawg69420 May 4, 2020
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click bate

ADJ:
When you get those annoying messages all day long, usually one liners, sometimes more. From a number you've never heard of, so you have to open it, and is written in such away that makes you want to respond WHEN YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT.

(It's usually a scam.)
Dean: "Did you get any more annoying messages last night?"
Marv: "Yeah. A one liner from qn unknown number said, "Hey do you want me to get it?""
Dean: "What happened?"
Marv: " I said you figure it out". And I clicked. "

Marv: " II was "CLICK BATE"".
by Livies2021 June 23, 2021
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Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.
Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!
by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023
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christina bates

Hi bitch it's me Christina bates
by cbm2018 February 13, 2019
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.
I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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hehaw bate

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.
Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate
by Whatupcuh1234 August 14, 2017
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