The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.

"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron

by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020

ultimate chad

The man who has the most dominant and powerful aura surrounding him.

Cole: “Did you see Big E hit that backflip before?”

Mike: “I did, he’s the ultimate chad”

by SligBomey March 28, 2021

the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016

The Ultimate Checkmate

When you have sex with your current landlord's daughter in the room she once lived in

The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.

by three3dashes August 27, 2012

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023