ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 01, 2012

Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

Ultimate Delicacy

The food you get when you defeat the Dark Lord of Miitopia (the first one).

Originally, I thought all Miis loved the Ultimate Delicacy. However, I fed it to one of them and they hated it.

by virilie September 15, 2020

ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020

Ultimate Lifeform

See Altmer

Altmer is the definition of ultimate lifeform

by Saitama 777 September 11, 2021

Ultimate Lifeform

Basically any lifeform beyond perfection, and there's loads of them (see Shadow The Hedgehog, Kars and Fecto Elfilis)

Well you're not the ultimate lifeform, that's for sure

by StarKirbo June 27, 2022

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic October 15, 2008