Toronto sober

To abstain from drugs with the exception of alcohol and cannabis related products, and to avoid getting blackout drunk or otherwise notably intoxicated.

Hey man, want to trip out on some LSD?
> No thanks, I'm Toronto sober!
Sure, no sweat. How about some tequila shots?
> I'm down for a shot! After that I'll grab a beer though and take it easy for a bit

by torontosober February 11, 2025

Torontoe

When you’re at the show in Toronto and you’re dancing so hard at the band that your toes start to hurt

“Dude I was at the show in Toronto and got major Torontoe…..I couldn’t walk for 2 weeks”

by Sleepy Nap Guy March 13, 2024

Toronto Pickpocket

When someone aqucires feces, usually their own, and stealthily places the shit in someone else's pants.

I can't believe I tool Debra out on a date and she gave me the Toronto pickpocket.

by Zimothy6372 May 14, 2024

Toronto Omlet

Cereal that has the milk poured first, then the cereal.

"What's with this bowl of milk."
"Oh, It's my Toronto Omlet. I'm not done making it yet."

by Shart Truce June 22, 2019

Toronto Person

A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.

A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.

That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.

That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!

Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.

by TruCrimes January 27, 2024

University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.

by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023

Toronto Raptors

Canada’s laughing stock since the departure of Kawhi Leonard.

Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.

by Clippersfan801 October 26, 2019