A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.
"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Ryanmug. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)
I love Ryan.
by Gordyyy June 13, 2009
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.
by hahsofunny79 July 8, 2010
Get the Ryanmug. a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps
ya yeetz RYAN
by hi zocks is dododo at the game January 8, 2019
Get the RYANmug. A wonderful, amazing friend who know exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is one of the sweetest people I know, and can brighten up your spirits even if you are feeling a little down. Whatever he says, you have to resist the urge to smile because you'll end up looking stupid since you're just smiling at a phone screen for now explicable reason.
Remember everyone, this is Ryan nooot Bryan. Thank you!
One of the most wonderful Human species is called Ryan. He can make you laugh, smile, and feel good about yourself now matter what.
Ryan is fantastic.
Whoop, Ryan now has a definition that describes who he truely is. Yayy
One of the most wonderful Human species is called Ryan. He can make you laugh, smile, and feel good about yourself now matter what.
Ryan is fantastic.
Whoop, Ryan now has a definition that describes who he truely is. Yayy
by Incognito Anonymous Person February 24, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is the type of guy that can win anyone's heart, like when you look at each other you'll get lost in his dreamy eyes. Also he can where anything he wants to and he will look good in it no matter what. Ryan could be the sweetest boy you have ever met but he can also be a bad boy sometimes.
I LOVE you Ryan
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by The true keeper June 12, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Ryans are very very very very very very ugly!!!!!!!!!! Ryans usually play basketball and are usually very tall with the #7 , breath a little stinky and usually very hairy. Ryans usually have good hearts and personalities ;) Ryans usually dont take no for an answer.
Sam: Did you see #7??
Audrey: Ryan, yeah he tried to get with me but i rejected him. I miss him though :(
Audrey: Ryan, yeah he tried to get with me but i rejected him. I miss him though :(
by 123455899itsme February 16, 2020
Get the Ryanmug.