Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”
Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?
by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020
Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.
(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)
PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)
PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"
by Urban Brotha September 24, 2007
A kid pushes the trampoline in the pool to see if you can jump on it in the pool and he gets told to cut it out
by Caroline November 15, 2003
Delhi Police is a terrorist organization based in India. Their primary objective is to assist the RSS establish a Hindu Rashtra (theocratic state) in India.
The Delhi Police stood by and waited for the Hindu terrorist to shoot at the people before escorting him to a nearby hotel for khatta dhokla and chai.
by Class struggle memes January 30, 2020
The police or any member of law enforcement. It is most used by drug smugglers to warn their clients or fellow peddlers of approaching police officers.
by Batte Sr. October 18, 2019
When a sober person asks a intoxicated male to put away either one or both testicles, after they have slipped out due to extreme drunkenness and clumsiness.
by Martinpj2004 March 26, 2010
Yo, pull over and buy these hiphop polices some doughnuts.. they been following us for the last 100 miles..
by Randy [blur] Robbins February 03, 2006