your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds

"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"

by stanky cooch April 16, 2019

fretty’s mum

The phrase ‘fretty’s mum’ derives from the Latin word ‘fretilo mater’ - it’s commonly used during a game of knock-a-door run. It is used in a sentence in two ways, one, for example would look like this “who’s house we knocking on, what about ... fretty’s mum”. Another, looking like “that is frettys mum vibes that” when experiencing a bad dinner.

Me and the boys went to a nightclub the other night and it turned out to be a fretty’s mum vibe.

by Booland March 14, 2019

Smokeys Mum

A woman who smokes marajuana and has intercourse with random men.

Look out there, there's a smokeys mum

by PATHETICOMADRIDSBESTPLAYER April 15, 2015

your mum

a word used to amuse yourself and make others angry

Q. yo ghee what are you doing
A. your mum

Q. who are you texting

A. your mum
A. she is teaching me maori

A.oi my maori teachers hot as ahha

by your' mum June 16, 2018

hockey mum

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

by GazzerB October 31, 2008

Mum shit

to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible

dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created

your mum touches kids

by eadipus February 29, 2004