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Lord Girthitude

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.
I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.
by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011
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Lord Frassa

All bow down to Lord Frassa
by Iwilleatdapuwy November 14, 2018
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Thot Lord

A male who leads a group of thots. This male may even be someone you know. If they are constantly talking and touching thots they are a thot lord.
Will P. had become a thot lord after several weeks of socializing with thots insted of bros.
by Child bending over December 3, 2018
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Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.
Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.
by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017
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Traci Lords

A female who lied about her age to get into the porn industry in the 70's and 80's. Best known for her moaning.
Guy: "Dude I saw a movie with Traci Lords in it and when she was moaning I thought she was gonna explode!"

Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"
by The Critic December 27, 2007
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slum lord

People who own property and rent it out to low income people for more than the property is worth and never bother to keep the rentals up to health code standards. Rich people who make their money victimizing low income families.
We asked the land lord to fix the leaky water faucet, and get rid of the cockroaches, but he won't do it; the guy is just another 21st century slum lord.
by Merrily McCarthy July 17, 2003
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LORD FARQUAAD

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky
I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*
by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018
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