Roman lettuce

Someone is being a bitch to you and your homies

Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon

Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(

by Owo voodoo March 21, 2020

Lettuce Dealers

Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.

The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.

by ecuttel February 27, 2019

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 16, 2021

white lettuce

Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump

Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind

by branmuff July 25, 2016

Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.

by NPC112 November 11, 2019

john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

by gruzzish October 23, 2023