Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 17, 2021

Dried Lettuce

Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.

Hey kid, wanna try some DRIED LETTUCE

by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020

Lettuce Party

Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice

We’re arriving at the Lettuce Party

by dumbcunt333 November 30, 2022

Honey Lettuce

A slang term for American currency. Honey, because money is sweet, lettuce because it's green.

Honey lettuce is the root of all evil.

by brandonlm1994 July 14, 2012

Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.

"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."

by Frostybadger August 09, 2021

skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.

Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!

by Realdeal34 December 31, 2014

Lucifer's Lettuce

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.

"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."

by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019