christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded

Christopher a Garcia thinks this website is a credible source.

by IQUQQ April 25, 2019

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.

I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana

He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.

Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!

by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019