Friend

“People who want to annoy each other so much the other people want to kill them but don’t”😂

I really like my friend but sometimes i want to kill her in a good way lol.

by TrUeFrIeNdS January 20, 2020

Friends

WERE JUST FRIENDSSSSSSS!!!! NOTHING MORE THAN THAT K!!!!!!

U: wanna go on a date

Friend: OMG WERE JUST FRIENDS OK. And I have a bf.

by blakedout April 25, 2019

Friend

Someone who pretends to like you than later stabs you in the back

Look I have a friend! Oops now I have nothing but lonelyness and pain.

by Depressed.teen August 13, 2017

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011

friends

you have no friends loser

Imagine having no friends, L.

by iamsuperior April 14, 2021

Friends

Are they really your friends or just a bunch mother fuckers in a group trying to make u do anything they want

Noah :Hey jack these are my friends
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future

by LS4X May 30, 2020

Friends

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)

YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,

WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

The greatest show to ever exist.

Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.

by Kalfy October 6, 2018