When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.
by addirall_ September 2, 2022
Get the Peppermint Cream Piemug. The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
Get the Cretin Cream Piemug. The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
Get the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Piemug. by Papiwhitetrash March 23, 2025
Get the Carolina cream piemug. by anonymous April 27, 2025
Get the Maple cream piemug. The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
by voizdy August 10, 2022
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. Jack: I had some Boston Cream Pie today.
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel
by Oklahoma_Man April 26, 2022
Get the Boston Cream Piemug.