Cal

A person who is super smart, specifically mathamatically. They have the ability to do complex calculations in their head in under a minute. If lucky, a Cal will make weird snorting noises when doing some calculations

Jide: Did you see Zev in math today
Tudeo: Yeah, he's such a Cal

by Xx_Gekumye_xX April 9, 2019

Cal Chuchesta

Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.

Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!

Melon: *holds up red flannel*

by hans_chavez March 2, 2024

Cal

Cal, is a huge malewife and gets no bitches

Mark: Man is being such a cal rn

by Train Le Dumbass August 4, 2022

CAl

The type of person who self reacts on discord.

"Hey did you see Adam self reacted again? Such a CAL"

by LEunoAngl June 22, 2023

Cals

Short for calories, mostly used by those who suffer from Eating Disorders.

June: Hey Julie, wanna go out for some McDonald’s with me?

Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?

by filmfemale September 24, 2022

Cal

A barber who needs to shut the fuck up.

Shut up Cal you cunt

by Shutupcal September 16, 2025

Cal

Doing something that’s “ferda” but you’re actually a little bitch.

“Yo that was so cal bro”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024