Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.
“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021
Get the Brad Russellmug. the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.
Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.
by sosengineer October 8, 2017
Get the Asian Bradmug. dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.
by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017
Get the brad quantmug. The property of being like bread.
Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.
Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.
by The Bread Gals October 20, 2020
Get the Brad Nessmug. A well known nonce from North West England, loves watching local u9's football teams in small shorts playing. Often masturbates to inappropriate pictures of dogs in suits with their red rockets out
Wow man you're such a Brad Leech sometimes, always hanging around the kids from the local football club
by Callamity247 November 28, 2019
Get the Brad Leechmug. Life of Brad is a series on Snapchat where Brad adds pictures to his story of himself in funny scenario. When the series first started it was about him searching for his Dad, but over time the series has changed to more of a slice of life comedy series. As of 22/03/18 there has been 1 season and the 2nd season is currently ongoing. He has had one guest star on his show so far with that being "Kermit The Frog" from "The Muppets". See his Snapchat "bradthomp13" to see Life of Brad for yourself.
by LifeOfBradEnthusiastNumber1 May 14, 2018
Get the Life of Bradmug. A man who does not do what he is told.
A wild man.
𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙.
A wild man.
𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙.
by Fadwingle April 10, 2022
Get the Brad Shoopmug.