Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
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“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023
Get the Aston’s Biggestmug. The nickname of the 2011 Season of The Biggest Loser Couples 4.
This was named because of the entrance of Rulon Gardner into the Show, who defeated the Best Olympic Wrestler in history what came to be known as the Miracle on the Mat
This was named because of the entrance of Rulon Gardner into the Show, who defeated the Best Olympic Wrestler in history what came to be known as the Miracle on the Mat
Ray: Rulon Gardner will be on The Biggest Loser this year.
Barry: Must be The Biggest Loser: Miracles.
Barry: Must be The Biggest Loser: Miracles.
by Rulon Gardner January 10, 2011
Get the The Biggest Loser: Miraclesmug. When used it refers to a major question about who the person should ask to the prom or other social event, or to all major questions in a relation ship but marriage which is the "Biggest Question" The phrase is generally used by guys in reference to girls but can be used by girls
by zkilling April 2, 2011
Get the Second Biggest Questionmug. by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022
Get the Biggest turd in the worldmug. by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022
Get the Biggest simpmug. Someone: Hey do you know someone named Kenny?
A Genius: Kenny? The Biggest Hustler? How do you not. He’s the coolest and definitely not a hater.
A Genius: Kenny? The Biggest Hustler? How do you not. He’s the coolest and definitely not a hater.
by Good M. Idea January 18, 2023
Get the Biggest Hustlermug. by Mushbird.shagger June 29, 2021
Get the Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Birdmug.