by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010
Get the seat-beltedmug. An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.
by Redh00d4 May 3, 2018
Get the Turtle Beltmug. A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
by Mattsooee October 10, 2012
Get the Douche Beltmug. The bouncer of the Vagina Bar
by misssamantha December 11, 2011
Get the Chastity Beltmug. Man #1: I hear Starbucks is introducing its new 31-ounce drink size today.
Man #2: Disgusting, who would want that?
Man #1: Apparently they are introducing it in places like Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, Texas, and South Carolina.
Man #2: Ah yeah, the fat belt. Makes sense.
Man #2: Disgusting, who would want that?
Man #1: Apparently they are introducing it in places like Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, Texas, and South Carolina.
Man #2: Ah yeah, the fat belt. Makes sense.
by Fully Dressed Lunch January 19, 2011
Get the Fat Beltmug. Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 30, 2019
Get the The Nothing Beltmug. A title belt for Urban Dictionary competitors. Symbolizes achievement/victories for word plays. Awarded to members who hold the highest number of words contributed.
My new word has been approved, I just added another notch to the word belt!
Jose takes back the word bet title from Miguel, after proving Miguel cheated by not using any vowels in his newly created words.
Jose takes back the word bet title from Miguel, after proving Miguel cheated by not using any vowels in his newly created words.
by Jack Chau March 6, 2011
Get the word beltmug.