Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.
What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!
by liedown February 21, 2010
Get the Swoopmug. A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010
Get the Seagull swoopmug. by msadiegold November 11, 2011
Get the Swoop the bucketmug. when someone goes in for a second kiss(swoop) after being denied the first swoop. only the bravest of hearts have ever attempted this.
-he asked me to walk him to the door and then he attempted the dub swoop.
-swoop me. and make it a double.
-swoop me. and make it a double.
by cutequipsmcgee October 25, 2011
Get the dub swoopmug. by doombot240 December 12, 2016
Get the Swooping Evilmug. To proceed to class in the most direct and efficient manner possible, and back again, such that on campus time is minimized to the lowest possible level.
person A: I'm sick of this campus, everything is online and it's not even necessary to go to lecture.
person B: me too, I'm class-swooping this whole semester.
person B: me too, I'm class-swooping this whole semester.
by 2108cro January 28, 2012
Get the class-swoopingmug. A tendril of anime hair that stick out
by #onesimp August 27, 2023
Get the Tufty Swoopsmug.