Coke and a smile

The late afro-american comedian Richard Prior coined the phrase a long time ago. The phrase is "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the F__K up!"

"Are you talking to me? Why don't have a Coke and a smile and shut the F__K up!"

by zimbab March 14, 2009

Smile

Something you shouldn't force yourself to do. Something people love to see but you might not like to wear.

It might also be for. Compasion. Love. Something that spreads from ear to ear.

Trust a smile but never betray it.=

by Wacky Weirdo 37 August 13, 2017

brickable smile

A smug or arrogant smile which makes you want to hit the smiler's face with a brick.

"He had a brickable smile on his face. I felt like I wanted to hit him with a brick."

by imb0red123 October 22, 2007

residual smile

When a group of friends is talking and a laugh occurs, while still smiling you make direct eye contact with a stranger and it quickly becomes creepy.

You're friend Brady makes a joke while you are eating in the cafeteria.
"What do a pimp and a pirate have in common?"
"They both say Yo-Ho, and walk with a limp"

laughter
while still laughing you look away and make direct eye contact with a red head across the cafeteria. (this person is receiving your residual smile)

Later, when you see that person again you feel obliged to say:
"I'm sorry that I smiled at you"
and the whole thing turns creepy.

by seenyour-pics September 13, 2009

million-watt smile

When the room lights up cause you flash yo teeth.

Jon Wirth has a million-watt smile, I'm blinded when I make him laugh.

by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup June 17, 2016

Glasgow smile

A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.

Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.

by Muhreetard December 18, 2008

Shmilt

The feeling of shame and guilt which is felt when awaking after a night of drinking, regardless of how good or bad the previous night's transgressions were. Shmilt can also be experienced after a unforgiveable action due to a serious lapse in judgement.

1. I woke up hungover and feeling severely shmilty, even though everyone had a good time.

2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.

by J. Tudhope March 2, 2008