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greatest hero ever, and can kick thors ass
superman is cool
by supafly rabbi January 21, 2004
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Superman Returns

Film that came out second best to Pirates 2, but then again...what didn't that Johnny-Depp career furthering project trash? Still, has made 400 million worldwide, despite being quite mediocre. Superman Returns rates a 7 out of 10, due to it's changing certain aspects of the beloved hero. Stalks Lois Lane in a rather unsettling scene, and has a 5 year old son now...which makes no sense. Quite romantic, was hated by morons who like to see things blow up and people get punched. Intellectual super-hero film, for real, unlike X-men than was just another action packed retard-fest for 10 year olds. Also stars Kevin Spacey in a truly frightning performace as psychopath Lex Luthor. Said to have a 260 million dollar budget, most probably 200 million in truth, removing previous failed attempts to re-start franchise. Has a VERY loyal fanbase that will ensure it's future success. One must remember, Gone With The Wind could have gone up against Pirates and lost. All in all a so-so Superman movie. Co-stars Kate Bosworth as the most inept Lois Lane ever. Role should have gone to Claire Danes.Probably make another 100 mill on DVD. Sequel planned. MUST INCLUDE DOOMSDAY!
"Saw Superman Returns to day...it was...good."
by PepsiCola September 15, 2006
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sugarman

what a fag... whoops i mean sugarman i <3 homos lol
by aRon April 21, 2005
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Superman Juggalo

A juggalo who's not afraid to do what's need to be done. Someone who no matter what is gonna be there for his crew and more. Someone who defies all other obstacles in their lives and then turns around and laughs at bad news. The ultimate of all juggalos. They really are as wicked as they get.
I know a lot of juggalos, but there can only be one superman juggalo.
by TheSupermanJuggalo May 17, 2011
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superman that hoe

when a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates on her back while she is asleep, so that when she wakes up, the sheets are stuck to her back like a superman cape.
Bob: yo, she didn't wanna have sex last night, dawg!
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!

(both start laughing)
by cookie2 April 20, 2008
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superman

A prank involving someones head at your crotch level. You stand next to the victim and either quietly or loudly (your preference) start humming the Superman theme. When everyone turns to look at you, it will appear that the victim is performing oral sex on you because they're looking at you also.
"...And then Rob supermanned Greg, and for the rest of the night, easy laughs were had just by humming the superman theme around Greg. Never pass up the opportunity to 'superman' someone."
by The REAL Big Danny T September 29, 2008
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superman dat ho

This can be used when ejaculating on a girl's neck and putting a blanket on it (see other definitions), but is also used to describe when you really fuck someone up bad, like when you seriously just embarrass their sorry ass. Not necessarily hurting them or beating them up, but just kicking their ass at something. This is used frequently in sports, especially basketball. Like if someone does a psick crossover dribble and the defender falls to the ground trying to keep up and has to watch their man slam it down hard. That guy just supermanned dat ho.
Stud 1: Did you see the Jazz game last night? Deron Williams had a locus dribble around Chris Paul and threw that shit down right in Tyson Chandler's grill!!!!

Stud 2: Ya, D-Will is always able to superman dat ho.
by Udy March 5, 2008
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