Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 15, 2022

Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020

Suck my board bitch

An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom

"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire

by skamfan March 17, 2017

Suck my dick day

Suck my dick day. July 2nd is suck my dick day and there is not much to it just suck my dick and you better like it.

Suck my dick day is a day when everyone has to suck my dick wether the like it and or want to

by Happba daba doo July 02, 2021

suck my pussy daddy

Sucking a woman’s pussy dumb bitch

Daisy: *moan* suck my pussy daddy!
Jack: no fuck off

by This name is totally original July 25, 2021

suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by a kool persono April 02, 2020

Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.

Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!

by Jade17996 July 26, 2008