shrimping

to suck sperm out an ass with a straw.

I have to get a straw so I can go shrimping tonight.

by boxxed lunch December 10, 2012

bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!

by Amoeba69 November 12, 2007

stripping

v. stripped, strip·ping, strips
v. tr.
1. A trick used by whores to bribe others into giving you money even when they don't have any.
2. Also what is used to descibe the appearance of the skin on your member after you have sexual relations with a stripper without using 2 condoms and 3 tablespoons of comet.

quotes from strippers do not exist because
1. anything someone who is stripping say gets tuned out by everyone who has at least 1/8th of a brain.
2. everyone is too buisy staring at their tits
3. stripers are paid to keep their mouths shut and their cloths off.

by Karmakaze May 14, 2006

Shlumping

Excessive head nodding, commonly seen at a dubstep rave.

I shlump so hard that I can't even stand up while shlumping!

by ShlumpzForYou April 11, 2010

Strapping

Big and Strong

The Rock is a strapping man.

by Chardoggy March 15, 2018

strubbing

To party in strip clubs.

Dude, we going strubbing tonight?

by Lexington Steel October 25, 2006

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007