1,000 yard stare

After a veteran from war comes home they often find themselves staring blankly into the horizon. The reason for this is that they spend so much time staring off into the distance looking for a target that they only have one consistent passive state of mind. And that is to stare.

These people can often be awakened from this dumbfounded state of mind by making a loud popping noise which will transfer them into a shell shock reflexive behavior causing them to dart around underneath furniture.

John: What's wrong with Jamal?

Jason: He's doing the 1,000 yard stare.. watch this...

*Jason pops a balloon*

*Jamal bashes his face on a table trying to dive under it*

by Chaostroll March 15, 2011

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Ger Bear Stare

The look you get right before the baddest motherfucker on the planet unleashes the worst beatdown of your natural born life. This look strikes fear into the hearts and souls of all who have experienced it.

All I know is that right before Justin had his fucking legs ripped off, that big mammajamma gave him the Ger Bear Stare. Justin should've gotten in his car and left. Poor bastard.

by Anglo Gerry May 27, 2013

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staring at the sun

dunno what it is..
sth related to guns and mob maybe...
can some1 clear this up 4 me?

Thanx a lot in advance!!!!!
Staring at the sun!

by Question! February 25, 2008

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Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 27, 2013

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