by ioputy121 July 24, 2011
Get the Charles Stanford mug.Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.
Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')
See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')
See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?
Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
by Rotcerid May 15, 2016
Get the European Standoff mug.When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.
I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.
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Get the sango mug.When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.
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