Squishy Dope

Were one shits on a peice of paper and rolls it then smokes it like a joint.

Squishy Dope

by Calern7 April 23, 2023

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Squishy Whistle

When a female wearing a g-string accidentally sharts causing a slight whistle followed by a squish.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner the other night at a mexican restuarant, when I made her laugh so hard she accidentally farted playing me a tune on the squishy whistle.... so I sang along.

by jeep2oblivion October 16, 2020

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squishy cookie

a definitive time for the word vagina

I liked her in the squishy cookie.

by Person O'random May 1, 2016

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Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

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(Verb) A bathroom prank, where sauce packets (Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonaise, Soy Sauce, etc.) are folded up and placed underneath the toilet seat on the notches. The victim naturally undoes their pants, as well as underwear and sits on the toilet, unbeknownst to them their weight has caused two ketchup packets to unload their contents directly into his/her undergarments. (warning, this has to be the worst thing you can do to someone)

Hey man, Why is their mustard in your underwear?
someone set up a squishy in the bathroom.

by niquil July 16, 2021

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