Squishy waffle

“A English springer spaniel dog that’s chunky and brown”

hey squishy waffle...

by Doggey January 26, 2021

Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Squishy

Cute and fluffy to such a degree that one can hardly stand looking at or experiencing such squishyness

That plant's leaves are shaped like hearts. It's the squishy-est plant I've ever seen! Oh my goodness. The squishy in it cannot be tamed.

by Nick Hutch October 3, 2022

squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.

"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"

by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018

Squishy

When you find someone or something a person does cute in a non romantic way

Omg that was so squishy

by everynameistakenughhhhhhh October 6, 2021

squishy cavern

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Where the cave explorer goes. Gotta go drop some goo at the squishy cavern

I explored her squishy cavern all night long

by Cave explorer February 8, 2014