Figglebon Squiggleson

A horrific act that you cannot be legally tried for.

We're gonna pull a Figglebon Squiggleson tomorrow.

by NoobStar0100 May 30, 2022

squeage

masterbating furiously to dead bodies

"i was squeaging at the morgue yesterday."

by butters August 19, 2004

Squiggling

V,- to sail through the air and wiggle at the same time- most commonly used to describe the movement of penises

Em, look at Jake and Heath's penises squiggling through the air!

by jaytee6969 February 7, 2006

Squoggles

Protective eye wear specifically designed for keeping female ejaculate out of ones eyes during sexual activity.

One of the girls in Shaun’s stable squirts like Old Faithful during intercourse so he always keeps a pair of squoggles at the ready by his work bench.

by J Slawter March 17, 2019

Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.

No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.

by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009

Mr. Squiggle

Sid. A Super hero from Australia. He kick yo butt.

OMG, Mr. Squiggle is here to save us!

by Brookeh aka Gur September 21, 2007

squeegle

A type of hug that involves first squeezing the recipient, followed by a short pause, then a rapid and somewhat violent jiggling back and forth.

I haven't seen her in a while, and she almost broke my neck with that squeegle.

by Joyful913 September 6, 2007