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Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.
Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.
by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023
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Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.
He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.
by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022
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Flare the Spud

When you bro fist someone and waggle you’re fingers when you pull away
by Soggyg September 17, 2020
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spudsing

Taking a massive shit in someone else’s jacks, possibly while eating biscuits.
how did Spudsing the hotel bog go?
by dyevebdmf October 28, 2023
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Spud

1. A good vibe; a positive feeling in the air
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground
1. I felt a spud in the air when I walked into the neighborhood.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.
by blokite September 27, 2014
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Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.
Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!
by youngbono October 1, 2017
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Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
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