Spud

No, this is not used as another name for a Potato but rather, in this case, a way of calling someone an idiot. It is used as an insult to someone when they make a dumb and small mistake.
Can, and will often, be used in it's adjective form 'spuddy'
Synonyms for spud: Spesh, idiot or muppet
Synonyms for spuddy: Daft, stupid, retarded (if you're a year 7 who just learnt what it feels like to nut) or special

Oh my god Adam, you spuddy kid.
How did you get that wrong you absolute spud.

by 01spud1 July 11, 2018

Spud

Spud. Aka Mr. steal ya Girl.

When spud left, you’re bitch did too.

by Bowlterrier69 November 24, 2021

Spud

Affectionate term for a person you're pleased with.

"Ahhhh, you're a good spud"

by Camikhaki June 12, 2022

Spud

Someone that is your favourite person or someone you love a lot

On your snapchat you may have your friend/partner as “spud😘”

by Ami1740 December 24, 2017

Spud

A small seed.

Pick the spud up with tweezers

by ButterSpreadBread February 27, 2020

Spud

a cute/adorable sped

“You lil spud🥰”

by vr.reina June 19, 2019

Spud

A man that loves 24/7 in real nigga hours.

Never fuck up never cut corners

Hot as a beast.

7 inch cock fact check him

Spud fucked me so good last night I made him daddy spud.

by ReallOne October 01, 2017