A tall,lanky, gangly geeky person with big arms and legs like a spider. Someone who looks like Stretch Armstrong.
by themanwithnotan July 23, 2006
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Some guy: I'll take a shot of whiskey.
Bartender: Looks like you got the spider. This one's on the house.
Bartender: Looks like you got the spider. This one's on the house.
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The ideal housepet. This arachnid is neither truly a spider, nor a scorpion, but a lovable member of the order Solifugae, which in Latin, translates roughly to 'ones that flee from the sun'.
This animal can grow up to approximately 12-15 cm (5-6 in).
They have two large, hooked pincers which assist in catching and masticating their prey. They are also able to easily escape many enclosures, due to their ability to run up glass and bite through most wire mesh. If one escapes, there is really no good course of action. It can run up to 10 mph over short distances, and is very maneuverable. It may also pursue you if it senses a threat.
Although it is not venomous, Its sharp fangs tear a disproportionately large bite which is prone to infection. They eat approximately their body mass in food every two days, so keep them full, and they will be less prone to escape and chew your family.
This animal can grow up to approximately 12-15 cm (5-6 in).
They have two large, hooked pincers which assist in catching and masticating their prey. They are also able to easily escape many enclosures, due to their ability to run up glass and bite through most wire mesh. If one escapes, there is really no good course of action. It can run up to 10 mph over short distances, and is very maneuverable. It may also pursue you if it senses a threat.
Although it is not venomous, Its sharp fangs tear a disproportionately large bite which is prone to infection. They eat approximately their body mass in food every two days, so keep them full, and they will be less prone to escape and chew your family.
Bill - "Hey, Jim, check out my camel spider! I'm teaching him to sit on my hand!"
Jim - "Why the hell did you get one of them? The only good thing about them is they only live 18 months!"
Bill - "No, they're cuddl-" (Screams as it masticates his thumb)
Jim - "Why the hell did you get one of them? The only good thing about them is they only live 18 months!"
Bill - "No, they're cuddl-" (Screams as it masticates his thumb)
by SamFearsClowns September 6, 2007
Get the camel spider mug.a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009
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It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005
Get the Spider robot mug.a female girl, often younger than you, that is so good looking that she is considered "Spicy." with congruence of the word cadet and a play on term with "Space cadet." you get spice cadet.
by timothy2234 October 27, 2010
Get the Spice Cadet mug.when you bust a nut inside her pussy, then pull out and proceed to jump on her stomach, which results in the cum shooting out of her violently onto the wall
I turned my wife into spider-girl (the gwen stacy) while she was watching spiderman into the spiderverse
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